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cold cream
21:00 Feb 26 2006
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A little boy watched with fascination, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that on your face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother. A few minutes later she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked the boy. "Giving up?"

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IRISH JOKE
23:44 Feb 09 2006
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the

rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the

night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for

the best

toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your

toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting

in

church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary

said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the

street

corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the

other

night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he

told me,

and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there

twice in the last four years.

Once he! fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears

to make him come."

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